Archive for December, 2011

Merry Christmas

December 25, 2011

Merry Christmas everyone!

Greg Gutfeld 2012

December 18, 2011

If I’m being completely honest with myself, there is only one (among the several other) “conservative” republican presdiential nominees that I am going with. A vote for Ron Paul is a throw away vote, (right?) and a vote for Gary Johnson or John Hunstmas is one of the same. So why not make my ballot one for a funny guy who is pretty much dead on with most of my opinions. God bless us insomniacs that don’t all get off to The Daily Show (though Mr. Stewart can be pretty damn funny) and pool together for the late, late night show with someone on a news channel that murders a whole lot of dissapinonated (not a word?) minded people.

So if not Ron Paul 2012 (with all his “crazy” ideas involging forerign policy) let’s all vote for Greg Gutfeld 2012. Even if it’s a losing effort, let’s go Gutfeld. I haven’t laughed more often at/with or agreed with a person more in the past 5 years then I have with Greg Gutfeld. So, not a fan of Ron Paul in 2012?

Well, Greg Gutfeld 2012. That’s where I’m going. Never has a write in vote ever felt so right.

To Whoever Was Playing Basketball Last Night Outside My House

December 17, 2011

Not every lay-up, swish, or even block needs to be accompanied by an animal like grunt and various words most likely spoken in tongues. You could just give someone a high five and say “way to go!” It doesn’t have to be all dramatics. Sometimes being subtle is a much more intense sense of leadership. And I know, whoever you are, want to lead your pick up game team to an easy 21 points. Or maybe 15 or 11 if you were strapped for time. But I know you weren’t, because it was kind of late (past 10) and it just seemed like it was getting going. So I hope you played to at least 21. Because your yells, the constant drone of a rubber ball bouncing, and my pounding head ache would never want to be in vain.

Good Morning

December 10, 2011

I’ve never written a blog in the morning. I tend to have my “creative” spurts in the evening and wee hours of the morning (you know, when it’s pitch black and people tend to do shady things like taunt kittens with scraps of food). But because of a decent bender last night I find myself up and feeling the need to here my figners tap away at my keyboard. This post has no point (as I said before I am only creative in the God awful hours of the day) so all I will say is that I hope eevryone has a good morning and a great day. Make it a good one. Or at least a decent one. Or, actually, make it whatever you want. Who am I to tell you what to do. I”m just a slub on a laptop trying to make sense of a senseless world. Cheers!

My Computer Crashed

December 1, 2011

Well, sort of. Basically, my documents don’t appear anywhere. Though, if I go onto my Windows Media Player I can listen to all of the music I have (thank God considering I have thousands and thousands of songs on there) though I can’t actually find where the file is. So, it’s kind of strange. It could be the fact that the last site I went on was less than trust worthy site, internetsluts.gov, but I’m pretty sure the virus’ internetsluts.gov give are just annoying pop ups rather than full on fucking destroy your hard drive things. Except for my music. Because music shows human spirit and the human spirit always prevails.

So who’s behind this attack on my computer? Microsoft and google of course. It all started from a google update which I didn’t want. See, google is in bed with microsoft. And Microsoft knows that I’ve thinking about purchasing a Mac. This angers the people at Microsoft and they figure if they can’t have my business they might as well just make having it feel really bad.

So fuck microsofts shitty anti-virus coverage. The kind that matters is the kind that costs you an arm and a leg and I refuse to pay just to have it happen again later, like it’s happened to me before. Garbage I tells you. A huge coup of garbage,