The BP oil spill! Check that, If I’m wrong I’ll gladly correct my blunder. I still don’t know how oil could be a person, but the world is a crazy place and I guess oil swamp people are everywhere noadays.
I think my favorite Time Person of the Year is when they selected me. I saw my face in the magazine and suddenly fel much more imortant than I ever have. Then cashier rang it up and I my debit card was denied.
What a bullshit “honor”.